You Can Come Home Now, Mark!

Okay...I'm falling apart!  I told Mark that I was "okay" with him going to camp from Friday to Monday, but I take it back.  I can't do this anymore!  The house is a complete wreck, the kids are not listening (surprise, surprise), and we have run-out of things to do.  There is no cell service where my hubby is, so I have no way of telling him to..."Get home and save me!!"  This isn't fun, anymore, and I want him back! Hopefully, he will feel my desperate need for assistance through 'channeling'. How do I do that?  LOL!